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"Consider dat a divorce!" –in "Total Recall"

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" –in "Kindergarten Cop"

"Come with me if you want to live." –in "Terminator 2"

"What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" –from "Conan the Barbarian" (sound clip)

"I'm not into politics, I'm into survival" –in "The Running Man"

"I'll be back." –in "The Terminator" (sound clip)

"If it bleeds, we can kill it." –in "Predator" (sound clip)

"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad." –in "True Lies"

"The difference is...

I'm just going to kill you." –in "Collateral Damage"

"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence." –in "Twins"

"If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!" –in "Batman and Robin"

"Get your ass to Mars." –in "Total Recall"

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry." –in "Commando"

"First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that chisel and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck." –in "True Lies"

"If I am not me, who da hell am I?" –in "Total Recall" (sound clip)

"Hasta la vista, baby!" –in "Terminator 2" (sound clip)