Some guys really need to prove to the world how cool they are, and hey, that's okay.  What's not okay is when they think they can fool us into thinking they have hot girlfriends and fast cars by using the sloppiest, most ridiculous Photoshop skills imaginable.  Dudes, you're not fooling anyone.  Please stop.

1. Relaxing With My Supermodel Lady Friend.

You can tell he's a major player just by his swanky apartment, but that eye candy on his couch next to him just completes the image.

2. Just Chillin' With Paris Hilton. NBD.

Remember that time you hung out with Paris Hilton?  

Yeah, neither does she, because it never happened.

3. Six Pack Abs

He must work out.

4. Sweet Ride, Bro

It's cool that you're letting your identical twin brother "sit" inside your "new car."

5. I Don't Think That's Really Your Girlfriend.

Your girl seems a little blurry, buddy. No offense. 

6. Ladies, The Line Forms To The Left.

So what if his chest is an entirely different color than the rest of him?  Maybe it's a medical problem.  Stop judging him!

7. Different Backgrounds? Psh.

We don't need no stinking backgrounds.

8. Move Over, Jay Z

Instagram user Peejet seems to have a lot of free time, and let's face it, if there's a better way to use that time than to Photoshop himself into pictures of celebrities, we haven't found it.

9. He's Got That Special Glow.

And I'm not talking about his Hawaiian Tropic tan, either.

10. You've Got To Hand It To Him...

Ah, the old phantom hand trick. Spooky.

Everything else about this image looks totally real, though. (Yes, that is sarcasm.)