Bouncers are underpaid security guards that have to deal with drunken people night after night after night.
  I would know because I used to be one.
  So I will tell you three things that were the most annoying.
  It starts right at the door.

1. Not having ID.
   Peopleare living longer and looking younger.
   Unless you're 40 years old, youreally need to have an ID when trying to get into a bar or club.
    Bouncers have heard all the excuses, and probably believe some of them,but legally they are not allowed to let you in.
   Which can be frustratingfor both parties.
   
2. Trying to skip the covercharge.
     People need to understand that the bouncers don't makethe rules or set the prices.
     Nor are they going to receive any ofthat money.
     Don't try to wheel and deal with the bouncer, especiallywhen there's a line behind you.
   
3. Getting drunk.
     Iknow you're probably thinking, "What else do people do at abar?" Well, a bar is a place for social drinking where everybody canfeel comfortable in a controlled manner.
     Hence, the security.
    Becoming sloppy drunk makes people nervous and will make you a target forbouncers.
     Greatly increasing your chances of being removed.
   

All clubs and bars are different.
   Some places are more relaxed on the rules than other places are.
  Even though there are many different rules for social drinking, if you follow these three simple rules, your chances to keep the bouncers happy will greatly increase.