"Iraq / First Kiss"
The Lil' Gang shops for Father's Day gifts in Iraq, and bets on who can be the first to kiss someone.
"Nuked / Camp
Lil' Kim Jong-il causes trouble for Lil' George at school. Later, the gang discovers a summer camp run by Al Qaeda.

"Gay Friend / Mexican
Lil' George befriends Lil' Tony Blair, but their parents are weary of the relationship. Later, the gang get immigrants to do jobs for them.

"Global Warming / Hall Monitor
The gang attempts to undermine Lil' Al Gore's Lil' Live Earth concert. Later, Lil' George exploits his hall-monitor privileges.

"Evolution / Press Corps Dinner
Lil' George struggles with the teaching of evolution in his science class. Later, he takes shots at his dad during a White House press-corps dinner.

"Hot Dog / Haunted House
Lil' George clashes with Lil' Mikey Moore over hot dogs. Later, Lil' George and the gang accept a dare to sleep in the White House's haunted attic.